beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:
Apple with banana almond butter filling, cinnamon, nuts and raisins, raw, vegan and delicious…RECIPE
(via on-my-way-to-fit)
i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me
because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS
That’s so me, “Oh. I guess that looks good, too.”
(Source: bubbley-boo, via justadaddy)
There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
(via liliannnnn)
so wait how could yahoo buy tumblr
tumblr doesn’t exist
WHO BROKE THE NUMBER 1 RULE
(via elisiaismynameo)
I don’t want to go to school, I don’t want to go to university, I don’t want to have a career, I don’t want anyone to expect anything of me ever, ever, ever. I just want to sit in a cocoon of blankets all day, every day, sleeping and reading books because I don’t think I’m cut out for this whole ‘contributing member of society’ thing.
(via healthynconfident)
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
(via deadlyspoons)
“what are you going to look like when you’re older?”
Like I fucking lived one hell of a life.
(Source: thievinggenius, via on-my-way-to-fit)
HERE ARE THE EXERCISES IN ORDER
1. Alt. Toe Touches
2. Oblique Twists
3. Alt. Elbows to Knees
4. Switch Kicks
5. Oblique Rockers
6. High Knees with Elbowsthe workout!
(via on-my-way-to-fit)
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
(via healthynconfident)